| I moved 10 tons of rock today.
"Why us?" they cried out.
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| I've done this experiment several times, and I find it effective. The beautiful part of this is that it takes very minimal effort on your part.
Step 1. Find your dog or cat (siblings may work too, but are much less likely to submit)
Step 2. Find some Febreeze
Step 3. Spray copious amounts on your pet (try to avoid the eyes)
Step 4. Wait 2-3 hours.
Soon enough, you'll find your house (at least the rooms where you pet lives) smelling clean!
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Yours forever,
Josh |
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| You can always go here if you want something else to look at. |
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| Indeed, it has been a month since I've updated. That is the longest time in quite a while.
The truth is, I've updated twice, but I keep closing the window before I'm updating and I just forget about it. So on the inside, I feel very little guilt about the lack of updates.
Speaking of that.
I talk about not updating as if I'm providing some kind of service to you. Like "I'm sorry for not updating, you can cancel now and get your money back if you call before tomorrow."
Nuh Uh.
The idea that I should even pretend that you are gaining something from this blog is completely preposterous. You are only here because you have nothing else to do, so this site is in a sense a mark of your inability to do anything constructive.
Instead I should say "Its embarrassing that you even noticed I haven't updated in over a month."
But then again it could be completely disgraceful to my own reputation to assume that anyone would actually notice the finer details of this blog. But thats just a theory, don't take my word for it.
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When I was a kid, I didn't know there was a difference between 'making up' and 'making out'. Thankfully, I never talked to anyone when I was a kid, so it wasn't a problem.
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One day, I'm going to start a group against protestors. Show'em whos boss.
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Josh |
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